|
ALTHEA
PETRINA FERNANDES - XI COM. 'C' |
| What
inspires me.... |
| LIFE
IS A SONG , SING IT. |
| Shah
rukh khan+2kajol--->hero+heroine |
| Take
the following scenario-a park full of lush green
trees, the hero comes running from the west and
the heroine from the east and the point where they
meet called the love center. The music fills the
atmosphere and the lithosphere-MONICA! OH MY DARLING………
|
| The
highly active love ray traveling at a velocity of
120m/sec hits the hero and the heroine and the hip-hop,
rock 'n' roll, "nach meri jaan nacch" numbers start
rolling in. |
| The
romancing stops and the reality sets in the girl's
father's house, when the hero and the heroine want
to get married. Of course the girl's father's famous
one liner-"mein tumhare tukde tukde kar doonga aur
tumhara khoon Pei jaoonga" |
| The
hero and heroine's grave faces turn into embalmed
faces of dead bodies when the girl's father's takes
out his rusted, 1938 revolutionary type gun-the
sophisticated (according to the father-in-law) 1947 |
| As
they say the speed of lightening never strikes at
the same place twice-I am talking about the spring
action of their kolapuri chappals and onto the horse
they jump. |
| Out
of nowhere the father-in-law (villain) says Gubbar
Singh (hero)-"agar meri beti ke saath shaanpatti
karne ki koshish ki, beja uda doonga" |
| And
you guessed as much the fighting starts-all the
possible black eyes you have ever seen and not to
forget the bleeding arm, the hero and the father-in-law
battle it out like the ultimate warriors of the
world wrestling federation (WWF). |
| The
eerie music playing in the background makes the
moment all the more intense. As the nerve racking,
nail-biting audience sits with bated breath as the
two of them pound their fists with all their night
for the ultimate prize-MONICA! |
| After
the 20minutes of fighting or so the hero with blood
shot eyes emerges victorious (as usual) with the
father lying half dead half breathing somewhere
on the face of this earth. |
| The
hero and the heroine embrace and the next moment
you can find them in the temple with the pujari
performing the sacred rites. And as they say they
lived happily ever after. |
| The
film -kucch kucch hota hai+kucch nai hota hai-àkucch
bakwaas hota hai yaar!!!!!!!! |
